bombing:

attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon

rapewhistled:

why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying

abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

(Source: officialinquisitor)

nodiqqity:

turn up? more like churn up! i must make enough butter for the motherland.

(Source: toasternudel)

more-red-more-blue-more-beer:

lyxdelsic:

boys unbuckling their belts is the hottest thing in the world tbh

i read this as “seat belts” and i was like “no stay safe”


briannathestrange:

baymax is literally all of us in robot form


(Source: tvfreakd)

svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

baracknobama:

"do you like money?"
“¥€$”

supsass:

can i sell my feelings on ebay i don’t want them anymore

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