attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon
why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying
im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye
turn up? more like churn up! i must make enough butter for the motherland.
boys unbuckling their belts is the hottest thing in the world tbh
i read this as “seat belts” and i was like “no stay safe”
baymax is literally all of us in robot form
"do you like money?"
can i sell my feelings on ebay i don’t want them anymore