bulletbakas:

ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers

abrandnewdispute:

Drunk people are the best people.  Like I’m glad it’s so difficult for me ti get drunk because I enjoy watching them and being around drunk people so much more.

andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

(Source: grossr5)

lordoftheinternet:

that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it

oomshi:

catch me at the age of 80 bloggin bout bingo


wwhatevver-ampora:

moewave:

ohh-tedbundy:

A true warrior.

I can’t believe he defeated Mr.Incredible

I love how he fuckin fuckin STOMPS on Fred Flintstone

(Source: notienedesperdicio)

(Source: kittensandlove)

d0nn0:

*drug user*

it’s a methaphor

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