ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers
Drunk people are the best people. Like I’m glad it’s so difficult for me ti get drunk because I enjoy watching them and being around drunk people so much more.
what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”
that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it
catch me at the age of 80 bloggin bout bingo
A true warrior.
I can’t believe he defeated Mr.Incredible
I love how he fuckin fuckin STOMPS on Fred Flintstone
it’s a methaphor